Fun Stuff
Your Flavor Within
Will Soon Be Revealed
Answer the following questions with honesty and your flavor will be revealed, opening the doors to the world of Kettle™ Brand that only true flavor seekers are allowed to see.

1) Your vehicle of choice is:
Whatever gets the best gas mileage.
Hybrid or biodiesel.
Refined yet sensible.
Fast.
A hang-glider.

2) Standing in a garden, a lovely spring breeze gently caressing your face, you look around and notice:
The uneven stone path zig-zagging in front of you.
The rich, black loamy soil.
A wash of blossoms scattered in the grass.
The riot of wildflowers, wild reds, purples, oranges and yellows.

3) A doctor asks you to take a look at an inkblot on a piece of paper. The first thing you see is:
A doctor trying very very hard to figure me out. Good luck.
A man wearing a straw hat, a bluebird perched cheerily on his shoulder.
Man, I’m too cool for school.
A perfect balance of dark and light.
A ship sailing down the side of a high-seas wave.

4) Your philosophy of life can best be described as:
Life on life’s terms.
Go with the flow.
Experience. Enjoy. Enrich.
Be here now.
In all sweet things, a little sour. In all sour, a little sweet.
Mystery is the spice of life.

5) As far as cocktails go, you:
Tend to drink spring water, organic juice or green tea.
Like a clean, crisp white wine.
Sense perfection in a cold beer on a hot summer day.
Are partial to a chilled martini, three olives.
Whatever, so long as it has fruit and an umbrella and looks pretty in the glass.

6) Your dream job is:
Leader of a back-to-earth movement.
Summer camp teacher.
A 9-5 position with a non-profit organization.
Martial arts instructor.
Something that requires you to wear nice clothes, ride around in limousines and shake hands with people.
Job?

7) Your favorite thing to do with friends is:
A simple get-together where we can hang out and chat.
Sitting on the back porch, a summer breeze, cold beverages and a bag of chips nearby.
An intimate evening at a cozy restaurant.
A day on the town -- visiting the museum, catching a show and checking out the newest chic spot to eat.
Rock climbing, white water rafting, jumping out of airplanes.

8) You look in your closet. It’s filled with:
Clothes. That’s what closets are for.
Oh you know, a little of this, a little of that, with at least one bright red piece of clothing.
Business suits, plenty of black.
A number of hand-selected, vintage and unique items which you combine into your own style.
Skeletons. Hey! That’s none of your business.
Suitcases.

9) Your pet is a:
Golden retriever -- couldn’t ask for a better friend.
Orange tabby cat -- classic, but a little aloof.
Pets cramp my style.
Greyhound -- built for speed and endurance.
A red macaw.
The rare and beautiful electric orange-spotted tree monkey.

10) Be honest. These Kettle Foods folks:
Appreciate the perfection of natural beauty.
Are welcome on my porch anytime.
Are as calm, cool and collected as I am.
Have good taste without being snooty.
Would look good wearing a pirate costume. Arrr, matey.
Satisfy my craving for adventure. In flavors, that is.

** Note: this test is not meant to diagnose, prevent or cure any disease. Determining your flavor profile, while informative and interesting, will not solve any of your problems. Your friends may not be interested, but then again, they may be. Once you know the answer to this particular riddle of the mystery of who you are, you may experience a feeling of lightness. It may seem as if you are a little bit dizzy. That could be because you have been looking at your computer screen for too long, or because of the freedom you experience in this newfound awareness of yourself. If you are drinking coffee while reading this, please sip carefully, it may be hot. Kettle Foods assumes no responsibility for the temperature of the beverage you are drinking right now. Would you believe our lawyers made us write all of this stuff? Sheesh. The world sure has changed, hasn’t it? Tell us the truth. Do you think we’re a little weird? Also, how do we look in these pants? No, don’t answer that.